March 15, 2006
Xbox 360 Consumes The Misic
MR. Monkey

LET THE GAMES BEGIN

While playing Xbox 360 Tuesday March 15th, Eric Misic went ape #@$. Being beaten by 3 seconds in a viscous race of PGR against friends Jeff Johnson and Charles Schulze he saw only 2 options:

Option 1: Be a man and take the defeat like the little girl he was.

Option 2: Throw a hissy fit and cry like a little girl, throwing things, slapping his wife in the face, and ultimately insulting a nearby neighbor who decided to put a curse on him that transformed him into a monkey. (He looks better as Mr Monkey. MR MISIC MONKEY! - so cute!!)

The curse should be lifted within 48 hours but until then due to the lack of motor skills and a personality - he will still not be able to beat his friends in any Xbox games.

Reporting the day after and for no reason at all:
Charles Schulze