November 1, 2005
Misic's Lessons in Productivity

Misic's list of best practices while at work:

1. When asked to do something by a manager, DO IT! BUT, not the first time they ask, not even the second time. Wait until you are about to be fired or hurt severely. My philosophy is, if you do what is asked of you the first time AND you do it well, you will be asked to do it again, but this time you will be held to your previous standards! That's just bad for business.
   
   
2. If you are running late to work, make sure you stop and get something to eat before you get in. This way when you're being yelled at about being so "late" you will be too tired to notice you are being yelled at. They don't really care anyways, its not like you are working at a nuclear power plant.
   
   Note: if you are working for a nuclear power plant this "best practice" may not apply to you. You may want to check your company policy book, ours is keeping the break room table from doing that annoying teeter totter thing - check under your table too! All companies run on efficiency!
   
   
3. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES CALL YOUR BOSS BY THE NICK NAME YOU GAVE HIM! ESPECAILLY IF IT RHYMS WITH FREEKING MORON!
   
   THIS ONE IS IMPORTANT THAT IS WHY IT'S IN ALL CAPS!

Misic's Lessons in Marketing Success:

He had two but only one left!

He makes business cards too!