October 7, 2005
Thou shalt be at a Bachelor Party
JUDAS!

Misic will be busy knitting these socks on Saturday October the 8th and missing my bachelor party. He says he has rare talent that enables him to knit these socks in one Saturday evening. "You use it or you lose it" says Misic. We definitely would not want misic to lose it.

Judas Missed someone's bachelor party too!

Many great people have missed bachelor parties in the past including this man.

Yes Mr, Iscariot did miss several bachelor parties which then led to the death of Jesus.

I have not been sold out for 20 pieces of silver, but I have been sold out for a Saturday evening and a pair of comfy socks. What will the future hold for Misic? We cannot begin to speculate, but we do know one thing, his feet will be warm and cozy throughout the whole experience. Updates will soon follow.

-Charles Schulze

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Comment From: Jefe

Truly, to miss a bachelor party of a \"friend\" is a crime against the Man Order. The Man Order Council thusly decrees those miniscule, shrunken peperonies Misic in futility tries to refer to as a pair be permently removed from him henceforth.