INTERVIEW WITH MISIC

Charlie - Misic, why do you suck?

Misic - Does it have anything to do with the fact that I am so good looking?

Charlie - No

Misic - Oh

Charlie - Misic, what do you hate?

Misic - Weight loss. Definitely weight loss.

Charlie - What do you love?

Misic - I love my PSP, myself, Gary Coleman, meat lovers pizza and Richard Simmons. OH and my wife, she sometimes brings me pizza's. mmmmmmm PIZZA!

Charlie - Tell me more about your relationship with Gary Coleman.

Misic - I love Gary Coleman. Sometimes we frollock in the park, then lay on the grass and feed grapes to each other.

Charlie - k

The interview ended with Misic drooling and making odd noises. He would not respond to any further questions. So I interviewed a Meat Lovers Pizza.

INTERVIEW WITH A MEAT LOVERS PIZZA

Charlie - Meat Lovers Pizza, what do you hate?

Meat Lovers Pizza - Eric Misic

Charlie - Why do you hate Misic?

Meat Lovers Pizza - Misic ate my whole family. Over 243,000 of my closest relatives. :(

There was a scuffle and the interview was over. Misic had ran in and eaten the last remaining Meat Lovers Pizza.