October 04, 2005
Molly Hunter writes:
Q1: If you were Misic, what would you be doing right now?
Answer: I would be someplace avoiding my job because that is what Misic has been doing all day!
Q2: How many Misic's does it take to run a mile?
Answer: Last time Misic ran a mile he bitched for a week that he couldnt walk...I think it's a bad idea for any Misic to run a mile after that
Q3: Is Misic a good person? (Give the reason why he is not)
Answer: He hides the candy in his desk when he leaves for lunch! He doesnt want to share unless he has control...
Q4: If Misic were an animal, which animal would be be?
Answer: Here at work we believe he is the state dinosaur
Q5: How many pairs of underwear does it take for Misic to make one pair
that will fit?
Answer: I dont want to know....
May 11, 2005
Jefe Wan Kenobi writes:
Q1: If you were Misic, what would you be doing right now?
Answer: Ignorning my wife's plaintive cries for ual attention by devouring yet another artery clogging meat lover's pizza pie
Q2: How many Misic's does it take to run a mile?
Answer: 52.8 or 1 per 100 feet. All those pizzas have compromised his cardiovascular endurance
Q3: Is Misic a good person? (Give the reason why he is not)
Answer: Misic B. Ross does not leave any places for the little critters to hide.
Q4: If Misic were an animal, which animal would be be?
Answer: A poodle.
Q5: How many pairs of underwear does it take for Misic to make one pair
that will fit?
Answer: With his shrunken peperonies, several sets of women's
May 10, 2005
Sancho Ponza.....A.K.A. Matt Parsons writes:
Q1: If you were Misic, what would you be doing right now?
Answer: Eating Some Meat Lovers Pizza Of Course......
Q2: How many Misic's does it take to run a mile?
Answer: 1,956.- You Must Divide 5,280 By 2.7, Because Of Misic's Two Foot Seven Body Thickness. So It Takes 1,956 Misics Too Run A Mile.
Q3: Is Misic a good person? (Give the reason why he is not)
Answer: He Is Not A Good Person, Because I Don't Like Him. And Also, The Circumference Of His Head Is Too Large.
Q4: If Misic were an animal, which animal would be be?
Answer: An Immovable Elephant.
Q5: How many pairs of underwear does it take for Misic to make one pair
that will fit?
Answer: I'd Rather Not Discuss That.
May 10, 2005
Michael Cassinelli writes:
Q1: If you were Misic, what would you be doing right now?
Answer: Trying hopelessly to operate a standard keyboard with my banana-bunch hands
Q2: How many Misic's does it take to run a mile?
Answer: No can do....gotta run to the 'fridge
Q3: Is Misic a good person? (Give the reason why he is not a good person)
Answer: No!! Too vain and too long-legged to be trusted
Q4: If Misic were an animal, which animal would be be?
Answer: A manatee
Q5: How many pairs of underwear does it take for Misic to make one pair that will fit?
Answer: 2 old pairs from his "svelt" days should be able to stretch over one thigh |
May 9, 2005
Eric Misic (the man himself) writes:
Q1: If you were Misic, what would you be doing right now?
Answer: Looking in the mirrior !
Q2: How many Misic's does it take to run a mile?
Answer: one---I'm very quick !!
Q3: Is Misic a good person? (Give the reason why he is not a good person)
Answer: Yes....he's developing a cure for cancer ...it invloves an injection of meat lvoers pizza !
Q4: If Misic were an animal, which animal would be be?
Answer: A good looking one !
Q5: How many pairs of underwear does it take for Misic to make one pair that will fit?
Answer: Nothing comes between a Misic and his CK's ! |
May 8, 2005
Jeff Johnson writes:
Q1: If you were Misic, what would you be doing right now?
Answer: Playing with my dradles.
Q2: How many Misic's does it take to run a mile?
Answer: Misic's don't run, they have elephantitus ankles.
Q3: Is Misic a good person? (Give the reason why he is not a good person)
Answer: No, his nipples are too big!
Q4: If Misic were an animal, which animal would be be?
Answer: A cat(he is just like the other word)
Q5: How many pairs of underwear does it take for Misic to make one pair that will fit?
Answer: Underwear??? What's that? |
May 8, 2005
Vinnie writes:
Answer: It takes NO LESS than 5280 Misics to run a mile. (Because each Misic gets really tired after running only one foot... and there are 5280 feet in a mile... and I assume he has very little endurance with all the Meat Lovers Pizzas he eats... and he does all this while wearing the undwear of various LITTLE BOYS.
- From the Editor.. (does that sound official or what): It was very Misic of you to only answer two questions. Do you really think that Misic could fit into the underwear of little boys, possibly some portly ones!
port·ly - Pronunciation: 'pOrt-lE - Definition: heavy or rotund of body - I love that word!!! Rotund. LOL
