I HATE MISIC

Misic reaches new lows and new highs at the same time. Written on his shirt “Anorexia” is actually the name of one of his former roomates. After Misic beat him to a pulp for a beef gordita (with extra cheese) he then takes his 1992 Volkswagon Passat. That bas@#$!!

FRIGGIN RIDICULOUS!

How did you hear about us?: a bulletin board at my community college

Comments: My hatred for Misic started in 1983. I heard of the travesties going on in Africa and began saving all my lunch money from that moment on to help the starving children. I finally saved up 225 US dollars and that would be 4,234 African currency. I was so excited that I confided in the Misic. I came home the next day to transfer the funds, but got my jar of savings and there were wads of paper crumbled up inside with the words IOU written on them. They were from the Misic. I checked the recycle bin and there were 27 extra large meat lovers pizza boxes in there. The children still starve in Africa. Misic is still obese. The money has never been re-paid.

Pham

Misic will be busy knitting these socks on Saturday October the 8th and missing my bachelor party. He says he has rare talent that enables him to knit these socks in one Saturday evening. “You use it or you lose it” says Misic. We definitely would not want misic to lose it.

Many great people have missed bachelor parties in the past including this man.

Yes Mr, Iscariot did miss several bachelor parties which then led to the death of Jesus.

I have not been sold out for 20 pieces of silver, but I have been sold out for a Saturday evening and a pair of comfy socks. What will the future hold for Misic? We cannot begin to speculate, but we do know one thing, his feet will be warm and cozy throughout the whole experience. Updates will soon follow.

Misic’s list of best practices while at work:

1. When asked to do something by a manager, DO IT! BUT, not the first time they ask, not even the second time. Wait until you are about to be fired or hurt severely. My philosophy is, if you do what is asked of you the first time AND you do it well, you will be asked to do it again, but this time you will be held to your previous standards! That’s just bad for business.
2. If you are running late to work, make sure you stop and get something to eat before you get in. This way when you’re being yelled at about being so “late” you will be too tired to notice you are being yelled at. They don’t really care anyways, its not like you are working at a nuclear power plant.
   
   Note: if you are working for a nuclear power plant this “best practice” may not apply to you. You may want to check your company policy book, ours is keeping the break room table from doing that annoying teeter totter thing - check under your table too! All companies run on efficiency!

3. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES CALL YOUR BOSS BY THE NICK NAME YOU GAVE HIM! ESPECAILLY IF IT RHYMS WITH FREEKING MORON!

   THIS ONE IS IMPORTANT THAT IS WHY IT’S IN ALL CAPS!

LIMITED TIME OFFER!.

I have for sale 1 used friendship. This friendship is selling very cheap. That bas#@*d! The sale will be going on today through the end of the week. The price is $14.95 plus tax if you live in VA or GA. If you have any comments or questions please feel free to email me. I hope you have better luck with this friendship than I did. I really hate him!

Included Friendship Items:

1. Used baseball game tickets
2. 1/2 friendship necklace my part says “ship”
3. 14 Letters from the past 3 years
4. Any photos - some ripped and wet from tears
5. A gift I was about to give to him
6. Small tokens of gratitude THEN STOMPED ON!
7. A lack of self respect.

All items sold AS IS - Heavily Used and broken.

A message from Richard Simmons:

Did the SlimAway Program help you create better eating habits this month? Did you drink less soda and diet soda and more plain old wonderful water? Did you eat out less and cook more for yourself? Were you better able to handle your cravings for sweets, sugary, and salty foods?

A message from Misic:
No.

Misic Cleans up his act. Sort of.